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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Beef Story #97

Author: Reuben the Unreachable

Crap, this beef file just got erased...oh well, basically it went like this: whenever people called my phone it went directly to my voicemail all the time without my phone ever ringing and I had to go to Cingular (Which I called Suckular for a short period of time until they fixed my phone) to get it fixed except it was still all screwed up so I had to call customer service and they finally fixed the problem.

operator
THE VERDICT: WE GET NO SIGNAL

Friday, March 21, 2003

Beef Story #96

Author: joyceleepee

this is REALLY FUNNY. bECAUSE, the BEEFy person's name sounds just Like BEEF! IN fact, her name is BEEFin', almost like "b-i-t-...in'" but it's "Beefin'" baby! (really spelled bifen, but since i have beef with her, and i didn't know how to spell her name at first, i just assumed "beefin" cause that's just the most logical way to spell it.)

Anyways, apparently she knows Alisi (my sister), and I was eating lunch with my friend, who is friends with Beefin, so that is how I met Beefin and we all were talking like normal. But Beefin finds out I'm sisters with "the poet," and she begins to talk about how she also knows alisa and etc etc which is cool.. and then she says, "wow, but you guys dress totally different..." and i was like yeah, alisa's cooler than me, i like how she dresses... and beefin is talking about how me and alisa did bear some resemblance, but "...she definitely has a different style..." I smile and nod and agree. Blah blah, more talking, "something about alisa, but you definitely dress really conservatively..." Uh huh. okay. "Oh, I love her hair, it's so long and curly, i think she has a perm" (i inform that it is natural and no perm) - "oh, but yeah, i could tell by your face that you guys were sisters, but you and her look totally different - your hair is straight, and doesn't she ahve the cool !
glasses? and yeah, she dresses way more different - she has like a cool spunky style"

yeah, i start to realize why her parents name her Beefin, cause they knew she'd be pretty Beefin' BEEFY! hahahaa - well, it doesn't bother me as much that she thinks i dress "badly" or not desirably compared to alisa, because yeah, i like alisa's style, and i just don't care enough i guess to expend energy into my clothing as much unless i'm specificlaly going to a party or something more than just classes, but the thing that made me annoyed was that she was so conscious of outer appearance and knowing that she was making such an assessment out of the clothes i wore and the way my hair looked and i guess probably that i wear no make-up, (since both her and my friend obviously do wear make-up) -but i've never had someone so blatantly and obviously and in my face judge me on my appearance. yeah, so in conclusion, beefin, is, beefy.!

YEA! I'm glad i got to submit something (though i know that the nature of this beef file IS very girly in content but it was fun to write anyway!)

joyce
THE VERDICT: THAT'S BEEFIN' BEEFY IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF..

Thursday, March 20, 2003

Beef Story #95

Author: Reuben

Steve and I were up at 7am for tennis and it's a long walk to the wiess tennis courts, so we're usually happy to take a Rice shuttle whenever we can. We saw the shuttle not too far away and then we started running to the bus stop to make sure we could get on. It looked as if the bus driver was going to slow down; however, we were about two seconds away from reaching the bus stop when the bus speeds up all of a sudden. We KNOW the driver saw us running. All I have to say about that is... BEEFY.

choo
THE VERDICT: WE WERE TRAINED TO FIND AND FOLLOW THE OTHER BUSES AT ALL COSTS.