I've got beef with pork.
Raw pork.
THE VERDICT: I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SHAWN KEMP AND CHUPACABRAS, BUT ONLY YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM UNCOOKED PORK PRODUCTS.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Beef Story #122
Author: Reuben
I've got beef with pork.
Raw pork.
THE VERDICT: I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SHAWN KEMP AND CHUPACABRAS, BUT ONLY YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM UNCOOKED PORK PRODUCTS.
I've got beef with pork.
Raw pork.
THE VERDICT: I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SHAWN KEMP AND CHUPACABRAS, BUT ONLY YOU CAN PROTECT YOURSELF FROM UNCOOKED PORK PRODUCTS.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Beef Story #121: About Making Babies
Author: CatherineMatherine
sup sup? just wanted to share a beefy story about a mutual friend who will remain unnamed who just had a baby and is a peds resident in H-town. I was scheduled to fly to Houston to take one of my licensing exams on monday sept 21 and since i had a few hours of free time on sunday afternoon, i told our mutual friend that i would love to swing by and see the new baby and of course he said that would be fine, we'd love to see you too. so then i packed up a nice baby gift and hand-carried it all the way to houston and then texted our friend in his native japanese that "moshi moshi, watashi wa in houston" and asked if it was still ok for me to swing by. well, i didn't hear back so an hour later i called and left a voicemail but did not get any response. later that evening, around 11pm i got a text saying that he was just leaving the hospital and didn't get my messages till then, to which i replied that i asked my aunt to leave the baby gift with pastor e next sunday and then followed that up with, "you know this is going in the beef files" which was met with the classic response, "shoot man shoot!"
THE VERDICT: I can't believe all you people are making babies now
sup sup? just wanted to share a beefy story about a mutual friend who will remain unnamed who just had a baby and is a peds resident in H-town. I was scheduled to fly to Houston to take one of my licensing exams on monday sept 21 and since i had a few hours of free time on sunday afternoon, i told our mutual friend that i would love to swing by and see the new baby and of course he said that would be fine, we'd love to see you too. so then i packed up a nice baby gift and hand-carried it all the way to houston and then texted our friend in his native japanese that "moshi moshi, watashi wa in houston" and asked if it was still ok for me to swing by. well, i didn't hear back so an hour later i called and left a voicemail but did not get any response. later that evening, around 11pm i got a text saying that he was just leaving the hospital and didn't get my messages till then, to which i replied that i asked my aunt to leave the baby gift with pastor e next sunday and then followed that up with, "you know this is going in the beef files" which was met with the classic response, "shoot man shoot!"
THE VERDICT: I can't believe all you people are making babies now
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