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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Beef Story #126 - Overpriced Star Wars Pancake Molds

Author: timp




http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/star-wars-pancake-mold/
$20 for 3???? it should be like 3 for $10! © 2010 Lucasfilm Ltd. & TM. All Rights Reserved. George lucas!!!


yoda
THE VERDICT: MAY THE BEEF BE WITH YOU...ALWAYS...

Monday, June 14, 2010

Beef Story #125: Beef

Author: reuben



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THE VERDICT: BEEFY

Friday, June 11, 2010

Beef Story #124: 00:00:04 00:00:03 00:00:02 00:00:01 00:00:00

Author: reub

I've got beef with whoever cancelled 24. While the final season was pretty standard 24 fare, I enjoyed it, especially the final third of Day 8, aka "Jack goes on a crazed, fury-induced rampage."


We always that Jack would choke Chloe one day. We just didn't know when and why.


Here are pics of Jack choking those closest to him from last season too, in case you forgot.






THE VERDICT: I COULD CHOKE YOU WITH A CORDLESS PHONE

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Beef Story #123: Racism in Spring

Author: Timp

its what happens when u live in spring
I just had one of the strangest encounters with a customer.
while prepping her box for shipment she asked: have u noticed a lot of black people in here lately? i was a bit confused by this but answered no maam not more than usual i think
she says seems like everytime i come in there are black people here...
i shrug my shoulders and kinda dismiss it. then as shes walking out, she turns and says be careful...those people didnt seem to be reputable if you know what i mean.

i guess im flattered by her care, but appalled by her blatant racism and apparent lack of awareness of anything wrong with it. more surprised by her openness with it than the racism itself. i believe this is the same lady that asked me last year during the holidays...you people do celebrate christmas don't u?

cant wait until friday, i gotta start getting used to waking up early




jordan
THE VERDICT: MY PEOPLE TAKE OFFENSE