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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Beef Story #129: Smoked Beef Part 2


Author: roobs

So I think if you want to smoke, that's fine.  That's your right to do whatever you want with your body, like getting tattoos, drinking alcohol, and listening to Justin Bieber.  But I do have a problem with people who smoke in such a way that irritates and annoys the rest of us.  For example, some people still choose to smoke while walking around in large crowds, which sucks for everyone behind them because they end up taking in all of the carcinogens that you just blew into the air.  Not cool.  If you're gonna smoke while you walk, stay away from crowds and don't just blow the smoke up into the air where it will land in the face of the person behind you.  Be a responsible smoker, and don't endanger anyone else's lungs but your own.  There's a reason most places restrict smoking to the "smoking" areas now--IT'S BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE STENCH OF SMOKE LIKE YOU DO.  Is that so hard to understand?   HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I WALKED IN FRONT OF YOU AND FARTED?


THE VERDICT: I WOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH IF YOU WALKED IN FRONT OF ME AND FARTED

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