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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Beef Story #112

Author: FBI Agent Larry Moss

I've got major beef with Jack Bauer. We had a conversation today that went like this:

Me: "Look at yourself. You have lost everyone and everything you ever had by doing what you think is necessary. I won't let you do it to her, Bauer. Renee will not end up like you!"
(...long pause....)
Jack: "Are you gonna give me your keys or not?"

And then he stared at me like this for a few seconds.



I've gotta say, it was the most intense thing anyone's ever said to me and also the most uncomfortable 5 seconds of my life.


THE VERDICT: GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS--NOW

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